Бородато, но…
An old Arab lives close to New York City for more than 40 years.
He would love to plant potatoes in his garden, but he is alone, old and weak. His son is in college in Paris, so the old man sends him an e-mail. He explains the problem: “Beloved son, I am very sad, because I can’t plant potatoes in my garden. I am sure, if only you were here, you helped me and dug up the garden for me. I love you, your father.”
The following day, the old man receives a response e-mail from his son: “Beloved father, please don’t touch the garden. It’s there that I have hidden ‘the THING’. I love you, too, Ahmed”. At 4pm the US Army, the Marines, the FBI, the CIA and the Rangers visit the house of the old man, take the whole garden apart, search every inch, but can’t find anything. Dissappointed they leave the house.
Another day later, the old man receives another e-mail from his son. “Beloved father, I hope the garden is dug up by now and you can plant your potatoes. That’s all I could do for you from here. I love you, Ahmed.”
Danke Schön vowe.net
January 25th, 2005 at 7:29 am
02:59:18 :-I: https://blog.az/skins/custom/resume.html
02:59:30 Alex: это хуйня
02:59:34 Alex: лови
03:00:31 Alex: читай внимательно
03:01:05 Alex: зайди в онлайн
03:01:59 Alex: макс включись на сек
03:02:23 :-I: From: ARTUR NAGHDALYAN (Fri Nov 19 20:50:18 2004)
I am not in Armenia now, but everywhere I am proud being armenian,so I’ll be back for shure.I miss you my country.
03:02:54 Alex: слыш зайди в онлайн
03:03:10 :-I: я онлайн
03:03:18 Alex: One evening Mike went over to his friend Terry’s house to play cards with some friends. Mike sat directly across from Terry’s wife. Mike dropped a card on the floor and bent down to pick it up. When he looked
across the table he saw that Terry’s wife had her legs open and no panties on.
He sat up and was flushed. He went into the kitchen to get a drink of water.
To his surprise Terry’s wife had followed him into the kitchen and said “Did you like what you saw?” Mike said “Yes I did.” She said, Well you can get more than that but it will cost you $500.” So Mike thought about his financial situation and said O.K.
She said come here tomorrow at 2:30 because Terry will be at work then.
Mike said, “I’ll see you then.” The next day, Mike came over, they had sex, he paid her, then he left.Later, Terry came home and asked, “Has Mike been over here today?”
She said, thinking she had been caught, “As a matter of fact, he was.”
Terry said, “Good because that fool came by my job this morning and asked to borrow $500 till this evening, and he said he would leave it with you.”
03:04:59 Alex: ну как???
03:05:00 :-I: )))))))))))))
03:05:06 :-I: нормально
03:05:15 :-I: выебал и денег не дал
03:05:27 :-I: смотри, чтоб тебя так не наебали
03:06:55 Alex: шутишь
03:07:16 :-I: нет